We all know Wattpad men are dangerously hot alpha males, and most of them have a serious case of toxic masculinity. We've rounded up some of the most hilarious examples.

1. Eat Sprinkles

These colorful ice cream toppings, also known as hundreds and thousands, are apparently a threat to manliness.

2. Use Ladders

We're not sure exactly what about a ladder screams "feminine", but this male lead seems to think they're a woman-only tool.

3. Be "Cute"

It turns out calling a "manly man" cute or pretty is offensive to his ego.

4. Eat Breakfast

You'd think bacon and eggs would be a masculine staple, but apparently eating in the morning is just for the ladies.

5. Have a Favorite Flower

Obviously plants are for women only. Just knowing the name of a flower might make men explode.

6. Drink Milk

Sure, pretty much everyone drank milk as a baby, but we all know it's the girliest beverage.

7. Use Sunscreen

You're not a real man unless you can defeat the sun itself! UV rays be damned.

8. Drink Iced Coffee

Hot coffee? Manly AF. Iced coffee? Might as well be a pink unicorn latté.

9. Eat Italian Food

Don't tell all those Italian mob bosses, but that spaghetti stuff is just for women.

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